Place: Costco
Lunch: Hot dog, slice of pizza, soda water
Soda water. On tap.
The have soda water. ON TAP.
This should be mandatory everywhere.
The Avalanche are moving up in the NHL standings after a dismal start to the season where they'd score like five goals per game, but their opponents would score like seven.
Stupid goalies.
Anyway, they've won like eight games in a row and lead their division today.
I've probably jinxed them now.
You couldn't possibly care less, could you.
Well, poop.
