Captivia
Place: Del Taco
Lunch (no, Breakfast): Bacon & Egg Quesadilla (with green sauce), hash brown sticks, watered down Coke
Del Taco is supposed to put green sauce on the bacon & egg quesadilla, but some locations choose not to, so I always specify. The Coke syrup-to-soda water mix was on the lean side this morning which, for whatever reason, actually made it taste better.
EARLIER AT THE MOTEL...Kid is waiting for elevator. We get in after a long wait. "What floor, sir?" he asks.
"Four, please."
"What?"
"Four."
He pushes '4'. He doesn't push any other floors. "Are you on four too?", I ask.
"No, I'm on two. But I can wait for you."
"You don't have to do that!"
"It's okay."
I thank him and get off on four. A family of like a half dozen or so, with luggage, are waiting to get on. As I walk down the hallway, I hear the kid ask them if they're going to the first floor.
THIS is why I love Utah.
As you are probably aware from my annual Auto Show posts and the fact I have a three-year old car with 160,000 miles on it, I like cars. I like to drive them, I like to read about them, I like to keep up with information about new models and technologies. So it takes quite a bit to throw me for a loop when it comes to cars, which is exactly what Hertz did last night when they handed me the keys to a 2012 Chevrolet Captivia.
A what?
EXACTLY.
(Remember when 'exactly' was Hertz's marketing slogan? I didn't intend for it to be a pun.)
Anyway, here it is.
You're thinking "That's just a Saturn Vue with a Chevy bowtie".
That's about right.
Still, it's better looking than the Equinox.
The Captivia name has adorned small CUV's outside of North America under the Chevrolet brand and its various international subsidiaries for several years. The name has come to the states for the first time as a solution for the GM Fleet Division to a dilemma caused by the discontinuation of the HHR, which was a poor seller with consumers but popular with fleets. Apparently, the Mexican-built US version can be produced and sold far cheaper than the Equinox while giving up just a little space. It's not available to consumers...only fleets...but GM also claimed it wasn't available to rental companies, and Hertz had a crapload of them anyway.
It's not exactly a barebones vehicle either. Mine has leather seats, a sunroof, SiriusXM, a backup camera built into the rear view mirror, OnStar, auto headlights, and a built-in garage door opener. It also has a Hertz "NeverLost" navigation system, which if you ask me should be re-branded "EverLost". I once rented a vehicle in Las Vegas that had this, and it couldn't correctly find its way back to the Hertz rental center. And that was at their old long-time facility, not the new central rental garage.
It also has no practical place to store sunglasses. The space where that would normally be is where they put the garage door buttons. There's a small space under the center stack, but mine don't fit there.
Stupid GM.
It also has "Eco" mode. There's a button poorly placed (no...cleverly hidden) behind the shifter that says "eco". Press it, and a green "eco" light shows up on the instrument cluster. It apparently changes the shifting pattern of the automatic transmission to improve fuel economy. Maybe by a mile a gallon, from what I read on the matter.
Anyway, you can't buy one at your Chevrolet dealer (and I have to wonder why...do they think it will cannibalize sales of the more profitable Equinox?), but you can probably buy a used one at your local Hertz Car Sales in a couple of years.
I'm SO glad I flew out this year instead of making the long drive. As beat as I was just at Denver after a simple flight last night, I don't think I would have made it.
Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much.
(I'm kidding. Eat WAY too much.)
Lunch (no, Breakfast): Bacon & Egg Quesadilla (with green sauce), hash brown sticks, watered down Coke
Del Taco is supposed to put green sauce on the bacon & egg quesadilla, but some locations choose not to, so I always specify. The Coke syrup-to-soda water mix was on the lean side this morning which, for whatever reason, actually made it taste better.
EARLIER AT THE MOTEL...Kid is waiting for elevator. We get in after a long wait. "What floor, sir?" he asks.
"Four, please."
"What?"
"Four."
He pushes '4'. He doesn't push any other floors. "Are you on four too?", I ask.
"No, I'm on two. But I can wait for you."
"You don't have to do that!"
"It's okay."
I thank him and get off on four. A family of like a half dozen or so, with luggage, are waiting to get on. As I walk down the hallway, I hear the kid ask them if they're going to the first floor.
THIS is why I love Utah.
As you are probably aware from my annual Auto Show posts and the fact I have a three-year old car with 160,000 miles on it, I like cars. I like to drive them, I like to read about them, I like to keep up with information about new models and technologies. So it takes quite a bit to throw me for a loop when it comes to cars, which is exactly what Hertz did last night when they handed me the keys to a 2012 Chevrolet Captivia.
A what?
EXACTLY.
(Remember when 'exactly' was Hertz's marketing slogan? I didn't intend for it to be a pun.)
Anyway, here it is.
You're thinking "That's just a Saturn Vue with a Chevy bowtie".
That's about right.
Still, it's better looking than the Equinox.
The Captivia name has adorned small CUV's outside of North America under the Chevrolet brand and its various international subsidiaries for several years. The name has come to the states for the first time as a solution for the GM Fleet Division to a dilemma caused by the discontinuation of the HHR, which was a poor seller with consumers but popular with fleets. Apparently, the Mexican-built US version can be produced and sold far cheaper than the Equinox while giving up just a little space. It's not available to consumers...only fleets...but GM also claimed it wasn't available to rental companies, and Hertz had a crapload of them anyway.
It's not exactly a barebones vehicle either. Mine has leather seats, a sunroof, SiriusXM, a backup camera built into the rear view mirror, OnStar, auto headlights, and a built-in garage door opener. It also has a Hertz "NeverLost" navigation system, which if you ask me should be re-branded "EverLost". I once rented a vehicle in Las Vegas that had this, and it couldn't correctly find its way back to the Hertz rental center. And that was at their old long-time facility, not the new central rental garage.
It also has no practical place to store sunglasses. The space where that would normally be is where they put the garage door buttons. There's a small space under the center stack, but mine don't fit there.
Stupid GM.
It also has "Eco" mode. There's a button poorly placed (no...cleverly hidden) behind the shifter that says "eco". Press it, and a green "eco" light shows up on the instrument cluster. It apparently changes the shifting pattern of the automatic transmission to improve fuel economy. Maybe by a mile a gallon, from what I read on the matter.
Anyway, you can't buy one at your Chevrolet dealer (and I have to wonder why...do they think it will cannibalize sales of the more profitable Equinox?), but you can probably buy a used one at your local Hertz Car Sales in a couple of years.
I'm SO glad I flew out this year instead of making the long drive. As beat as I was just at Denver after a simple flight last night, I don't think I would have made it.
Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much.
(I'm kidding. Eat WAY too much.)
posted by tesg at 9:00 AM
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