Place: Taco Time/Samurai Sam's/Surf City Squeeze
Lunch: Crispy Meat Burrito, Chicken Yaki-Soba Bowl, water with lime
Me: "One Crispy Beef Burrito..."
Smiling Counter Girl: "...Um...do you mean...crispy...ground...beef..."
Me: "Yes."
Relieved Counter Girl: "Okay."
Me: "Is there another kind of beef?"
Smiling Counter Girl: "Well there's the shredded beef."
Me; "You're making shredded beef crispy burritos now?"
Smirking Counter Girl...sheepishly...: "No."